tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62092914171110429232024-03-08T02:40:30.517-08:00Headline LimericksRetelling Today's News In Anapestic MeterAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14002312993056428451noreply@blogger.comBlogger71125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6209291417111042923.post-49520347810303393232012-07-31T11:21:00.002-07:002012-07-31T14:20:46.564-07:00Long Beach Man Caught Smuggling Meth Disguised As Snickers Bars<br />
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Mr. Harris will face a long trial<br />
His Snickers made nobody smile.<br />
Smuggling meth to Japan?<br />
Something tells me this man<br />
Is not going anywhere for awhile.<br />
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<a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/meth-smuggled-as-snickers-579823">Best line from the article: "There was no tasty nougat, caramel, or peanuts to be found anywhere."</a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14002312993056428451noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6209291417111042923.post-80473145145155897742012-07-30T10:15:00.001-07:002012-07-30T10:15:57.762-07:00Obama Flip Flops Stance On Negative Ads<br />
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"I will not run on negative ads,"<br />
Barry swore. Then came oodles and scads<br />
Of these mudslinging claims.<br />
Guess the President's aims<br />
At the high road were just short-lived fads.<br />
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<a href="http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/07/24/obama-gambles-popularity-on-negative-ad-barrage/">Obama changes mind on "good-guy" campaign tactics</a><br />
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<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/obama-promised-in-2008-he-would-not-run-negative">What happened to this?</a><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14002312993056428451noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6209291417111042923.post-15449874508843041682012-07-06T15:09:00.000-07:002012-07-06T15:09:01.351-07:00Justin Bieber Pulled Over For Speeding<br />
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Justin Bieber, slow down little guy!<br />
That speed you were going - too high.<br />
Who'd you think you'd outrun<br />
Flyin' down 101?<br />
Paparazzi? Recall Princess Di?<br />
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<a href="http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2012/07/06/justin-bieber-pulled-over-on-southland-freeway-for-speeding/">L.A. City councilman Dennis Zine says he witnessed Bieber driving at speeds in excess of 100 mph on Freeway 101.</a><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14002312993056428451noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6209291417111042923.post-54908709052748734362012-07-03T09:55:00.000-07:002012-07-03T09:55:34.146-07:00Television Icon Andy Griffith Dead at 86<br />
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A sheriff, a lawyer, and singer;<br />
The memories of Andy will linger.<br />
Holly<i>weird</i> was outclassed<br />
By the recently passed.<br />
Not bad for a lib'ral left-winger.<br />
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<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2012/07/03/andy-griffith-dies-dead/">Class act all the way around. So long Andy Griffith. :(</a><br />
<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14002312993056428451noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6209291417111042923.post-63615650876108029302012-06-25T13:52:00.001-07:002012-06-25T14:09:22.327-07:00Obama to Eurozone: Get Your Debt Under Control<br />
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He tells Europe to shore up their debt?<br />
That's the cockiest thing he's said yet!<br />
Let's give thought and ligation<br />
To our own situation,<br />
Lest the plank in our eye we forget.<br />
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<a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/E/EU_GERMANY_US_FINANCIAL_CRISIS?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2012-06-25-07-41-21">Obama tells Europe to watch spending, Germany finds it ironic...</a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14002312993056428451noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6209291417111042923.post-77172307803109972812012-06-22T13:59:00.001-07:002012-06-22T13:59:33.691-07:00Ultimate in Tackiness: Obama WantsYour Wedding Presents<br />
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An event coming up, like a wedding?<br />
Forward all of those gifts you'll be getting<br />
To Obama's campaign,<br />
Help out Barry Hussein.<br />
(Or would that be aid and abetting?)<br />
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<a href="http://www.barackobama.com/obama-event-registry?source=TheObamaEventRegistry-20120622-signup-HQB&icn=20120622-TheObamaEventRegistry-signup-HQB">I'm not making this up. Obama's reelection website is seriously asking you to tell friends and relatives to send their money to him, in lieu of wedding gifts!</a><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14002312993056428451noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6209291417111042923.post-72314119100665029002012-06-22T08:32:00.000-07:002012-06-22T08:32:36.562-07:00Man Attacked By Angry Mob of Leprechauns<br />
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He was bruised on his face and his arms<br />
By a leprechaun mob. This alarms<br />
Me to see such a crime.<br />
Bet you that's the last time<br />
That he'll try to steal <i>their </i>lucky charms.<br />
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<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2163115/Move-zombies-Man-left-bloodied-screaming-pain-attack-bunch-leprechauns.html">Seattle man hospitalized after leprechaun attack...</a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14002312993056428451noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6209291417111042923.post-23330749072263956842012-06-15T10:00:00.001-07:002012-06-15T10:00:51.472-07:00Forest Boy Is Found Out: Claims Of Living Wild Are Debunked<br />
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The "Forest Boy" (aka Ray),<br />
Who had claimed he'd lived five years away<br />
From civilization,<br />
Was all fabrication:<br />
His name's Robin, we found out today.<br />
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<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/9333519/Forest-Boy-finally-identified-and-admits-I-made-it-all-up.html">17 year old Ray, is actually 20 year old Robin. Family reported missing 9 months ago. Berlin Police: He never went anywhere near the forest...</a><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14002312993056428451noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6209291417111042923.post-69861750342179267772012-05-31T09:10:00.000-07:002012-05-31T09:10:34.985-07:00Big Brother Bloomberg Battling the Bulge By Banning Biggie-Sized Beverages<br />
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Coming soon to the NYC folks,<br />
There's a cap on the size of your cokes.<br />
Mayor Bloomberg's endeavor<br />
Is healthy, however,<br />
You can still buy a carton of smokes.<br />
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<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/31/nyregion/bloomberg-plans-a-ban-on-large-sugared-drinks.html?_r=1">NYC mayor proposes ban on the sale of large-size sugary drinks at restaurants, movie theaters, sport arenas, and street carts...</a><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14002312993056428451noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6209291417111042923.post-86156213012547212472012-05-25T11:17:00.000-07:002012-05-25T11:17:02.422-07:00Now That's a REAL Golf Hazard<br />
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It's a bird, it's a plane, it's -- a door?<br />
Can I take that last putt off my score?<br />
True, I missed it wide right<br />
But that noise ... impolite!<br />
Hey pilot, you should have yelled 'FORE'!<br />
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<a href="http://www.myfoxorlando.com/story/18622336/plane-door-lands-on-south-florida-golf-course">Plane door lands on Florida golf course...</a><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14002312993056428451noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6209291417111042923.post-8369717458074985052012-05-22T14:02:00.000-07:002012-05-22T14:02:31.852-07:00Facebook Stock Shares Plunge<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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IPO price to start: thirty-eight,<br />
Then it rose seven bucks! Oh, but wait...<br />
It lost eighteen percent.<br />
Hear the buyer's lament:<br />
We will stop clicking 'like' and click 'hate'.<br />
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<a href="http://www.cnbc.com/id/47518817">Did people pay too much to own a piece of the world's largest social networking site?</a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14002312993056428451noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6209291417111042923.post-74511121717874474982012-05-18T08:11:00.000-07:002012-05-18T08:11:27.174-07:00Will Obama Be On Arizona's Ballot?<br />
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Arizona is wondering, shall it<br />
Dispute Barry's birthplace locale? It<br />
Is up to Hawaii<br />
To prove, that is why we<br />
Aren't sure if he'll be on the ballot.<br />
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<a href="http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2012/05/18/ariz-secretary-state-threatens-remove-obama-ballot/" target="_blank">AZ Secretary of State asks Hawaii to verify Obama's birth certificate....</a><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14002312993056428451noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6209291417111042923.post-33812095532116590192012-05-16T20:12:00.001-07:002012-05-16T20:12:38.279-07:00Ambulances Are Being Ripped-Off For Their Meds<br />
<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YrXTuWOPzls/T7RsfvwFCxI/AAAAAAAAAk4/ebNiB6VFnZ8/s1600/versed.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YrXTuWOPzls/T7RsfvwFCxI/AAAAAAAAAk4/ebNiB6VFnZ8/s1600/versed.jpg" /></a>When they're not brewin' hootch in their stills<br />
Some Virginians steal downers for thrills,<br />
Rescue vehicles store<br />
Versed, morphine, and more...<br />
This is stressing me out; Where's my pills?<br />
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<a href="http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/18434524/drugs-stolen-from-va-countys-ambulances" target="_blank">Drugs stolen from Spotsyvania County ambulances</a><br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14002312993056428451noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6209291417111042923.post-88142120899641491002012-05-10T09:54:00.001-07:002012-05-10T15:30:43.000-07:00Canadians Confused Concerning Controversial Currency<br />
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It looks like the Queen's in a tree.<br />
Is that the Twin Towers I see?<br />
Hey Canadian friends,<br />
If this new bill offends,<br />
You can send all your twenties to me.<br />
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<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2141825/Canadas-new-20-dollar-naked-women-Twin-Towers-it.html">The new Canadian $20 bill has some Canadians asking, "Is that the best we could come up with?"</a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14002312993056428451noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6209291417111042923.post-28548144728919773582012-05-02T09:05:00.001-07:002012-05-02T09:06:43.030-07:00Barack Obama Jokes About Eating Dog<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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The canine was food for Barack<br />
Back when Barry was young, to our shock.<br />
So he feasted on pup?<br />
Yeah... that's pretty messed up.<br />
Bet he said, "Tastes like chicken, bock-bock!"<br />
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<a href="http://dailycaller.com/2012/04/30/obamas-dog-jokes-go-missing-in-correspondents-dinner-reports/">Media types laugh as Obama makes dog-eating quips</a><br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14002312993056428451noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6209291417111042923.post-48198343848929318352012-04-25T11:22:00.000-07:002012-04-25T17:59:52.046-07:00Supreme Court Says: Whatchu Talkin' About, Barack?<br />
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Mister Obama, now see here,<br />
There's a right and a wrong way to be here.<br />
There are laws, my dear POTUS,<br />
You don't seem to notice,<br />
At least that's the message that we hear.<br />
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<a href="http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/apr/25/supreme-court-casts-doubt-obamas-immigration-law-c/">Supreme Court Justice Roberts questions whether Obama Administration even cares who is here illegally...</a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14002312993056428451noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6209291417111042923.post-3254962800029854802012-04-16T15:30:00.001-07:002012-04-16T15:31:02.628-07:00British Name George Washington Britain's Greatest Foe Ever<br />
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Public Enemy, who's number one?<br />
Ask the British; They'll tell you that none<br />
Was a much bigger bother<br />
Than one Founding Father:<br />
George Washington - Run, British, run!<br />
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<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/9204961/George-Washington-named-Britains-greatest-ever-foe.html">George Washington's infamy is greater than that of Michael Collins, Napoleon Bonaparte, Erwin Rommel, and Mustafa Kemal Ataturk<span style="color: #282828; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">.</span></span></a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14002312993056428451noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6209291417111042923.post-143136259158906912012-04-12T14:45:00.001-07:002012-04-12T14:45:54.650-07:00Hilary Rosen Says Ann Romney Has Never Worked A Day In Her Life<br />
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She says Ann hasn't worked in her life?<br />
Goes to show that Ms. Rosen is rife<br />
With stale beans in her head.<br />
She should honor instead<br />
Being both five kids' mom and a wife!<br />
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<a href="http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/04/debuts-on-twitter-to-counter-dnc-advisors-insult/">Who says taking care of five kids isn't "work"? Hilary Rosen, that's who...</a><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14002312993056428451noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6209291417111042923.post-9129276368475310392012-04-11T08:09:00.000-07:002012-04-11T08:09:31.193-07:00Ozzie Guillen Suspended Five Games For Castro Remark<br />
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He loves Castro? He couldn't have meant it.<br />
It's a misquote; They missed his intent. It<br />
Was spoken in Spanish,<br />
Now the league wants to banish<br />
Poor Ozzie, who'll sadly lament it.<br />
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<a href="http://www.local10.com/sports/Guillen-suspended-after-Castro-comment/-/1717082/10398430/-/9dnqgpz/-/index.html">Ozzie Guillen claims his comment was mistranslated from Spanish...</a><br />
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<a href="http://www.local10.com/sports/-/1717082/10366652/-/i1u3dd/-/index.html">Other crazy things Guillen has said...</a><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14002312993056428451noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6209291417111042923.post-51514205505894535562012-04-09T10:23:00.000-07:002012-04-09T10:23:15.415-07:00Police Go Undercover...As Bunnies!<br />
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To endanger your life isn't funny.<br />
It can cost you your life, limbs and money.<br />
Should you choose to ignore<br />
The seat belt laws, you're<br />
Gonna have to beware of the bunny.<br />
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<a href="http://now.msn.com/now/0329-easter-cops.aspx">Seat belt citations handed out by giant bunny rabbits...</a><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14002312993056428451noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6209291417111042923.post-60214702873866713542012-04-06T12:58:00.000-07:002012-04-06T13:48:19.235-07:00AT&T Unions To Strike On Sunday If Settlement Not Reached<br />
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Is the strike on for AT&T?<br />
Will both corporate and union agree?<br />
Will they come to the table?<br />
Will I still be able<br />
To call you? Guess Sunday we'll see.<br />
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<a href="http://www.nj.com/business/index.ssf/2012/04/att_union_employees_vote_to_au.html">Thousands of AT&T employees and contractors face work stoppage as strike looms...</a><br />
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<a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304072004577323690274379410.html?mod=googlenews_wsj">Management takes "Contingency Planning" to keep the company functioning...</a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14002312993056428451noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6209291417111042923.post-49489797055392799542012-04-02T23:06:00.000-07:002012-04-02T23:07:39.602-07:00Lucky Man Finds a Picasso at Thrift Store<br />
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An Ohio man luckily plucks<br />
A Picasso for just fourteen bucks<br />
From the thrift store downtown.<br />
It is ugly and brown.<br />
The unwitting store owner cries, "Shucks!"<br />
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<a href="http://cleveland.cbslocal.com/2012/03/31/man-finds-picasso-original-in-thrift-store/">Autographed artist's proof could be worth $6000.</a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14002312993056428451noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6209291417111042923.post-37919448317608212882012-04-01T13:51:00.000-07:002012-04-01T13:51:08.070-07:00CBS Misses Last Play of Final Four Game<br />
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The replay is useful - yeah but...<br />
In the final two seconds don't cut<br />
Away from live action<br />
To replay an infraction,<br />
Leaving millions of fans saying, "What?"<br />
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<a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaab-the-dagger/cbs-doesn-t-show-viewers-final-seconds-kansas-051520520.html">CBS blows the call on the final play of NCAA semifinals. Game ends while a replay was being shown.</a><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14002312993056428451noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6209291417111042923.post-12403089535522368812012-03-29T10:37:00.000-07:002012-03-29T10:43:53.115-07:00Man Survives Cougar Attack - Saved By A Bear!<br />
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Robert Biggs, who was out for a walk,<br />
Saw some bears so he stopped there to gawk.<br />
A cat pounced from behind!<br />
Mama Bear, being kind,<br />
Smacked the lion, while Biggs watched in shock!<br />
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<a href="http://www.paradisepost.com/news/ci_20269991/man-claims-attack-by-lion-saved-by-bear">Man lucky to escape with only bruises and scratches...</a><br />
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Lions and hikers and bears, oh my!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14002312993056428451noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6209291417111042923.post-80607378602789119492012-03-27T11:03:00.000-07:002012-03-27T11:16:44.435-07:00Jane Fonda Miscast as Nancy Reagan<br />
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Hanoi Jane is low rent, like a stripper.<br />
As a pal, I'd prefer Jack the Ripper.<br />
So my feelings are strong<br />
That I think that it's wrong<br />
That they'd cast her to play Mrs. Gipper.<br />
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<a href="http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118051917">Although, I guess with movies you have to allow for some suspension of disbelief...</a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14002312993056428451noreply@blogger.com0