Pelosi Calls Girl Scout/Planned Parenthood Relationship "Very Valuable"

I enjoy eating Tagalongs, but
The Girl Scouts are teaching you what!?
Is it really their place
To be so in your face?
And Pelosi endorses this smut?


Somehow I don't think this is what Juliette Gordon Lowe had in mind when she founded the Girl Scouts...

What Does Nancy Know?

These things that old Nancy may know,
Are they relevant items? If so,
Then why is she waiting?
I find this witch grating.
Pelosi's a blackmailing h... oh, um... pro.


Pelosi: There's something I know.