New Flash: Chicago is Corrupt

Hey Chicago, your cover is blown.
A new study has thoroughly shown
You're the king of corruption
Says this news flash disruption...
Like it's something not already known.

CBS reports study's findings: Chicago most corrupt US city...

Obama Campaign Now Accepting Credit Card Donations

Want to donate? You'll find it's not hard
With these card readers--so avant-garde.
I don't know what this says
Of the mind of our prez...
Fiscal policy--run up the card.


Re-election volunteers equipped with credit card readers