Man Attacked By Angry Mob of Leprechauns

He was bruised on his face and his arms
By a leprechaun mob. This alarms
Me to see such a crime.
Bet you that's the last time
That he'll try to steal their lucky charms.

Seattle man hospitalized after leprechaun attack...

Man Survives Cougar Attack - Saved By A Bear!

Robert Biggs, who was out for a walk,
Saw some bears so he stopped there to gawk.
A cat pounced from behind!
Mama Bear, being kind,
Smacked the lion, while Biggs watched in shock!

Man lucky to escape with only bruises and scratches...

Lions and hikers and bears, oh my!