Facebook Stock Shares Plunge

IPO price to start: thirty-eight,
Then it rose seven bucks! Oh, but wait...
It lost eighteen percent.
Hear the buyer's lament:
We will stop clicking 'like' and click 'hate'.

Did people pay too much to own a piece of the world's largest social networking site?

Interviewers Asking Job Seekers For Facebook Passwords

In an interview, we've been required
To reveal if we quit or were fired
From our previous job.
Now they're trying to rob
Us of passwords? Mine's: J@sonUrHir3d.


So if the interviewer would just read that back to me, we'll shake on it...

What Privacy Settings? Facebook Is Going Public

It's likely the papers are drawn.
IPO means their privacy's gone.
So go on, buy a share,
But I'll warn you, beware;
This site, facebook? It might not catch on.


Facebook going public... possibly this week.