Bye Bye Tebow, the Broncos Have a New Quarterback

Mister Manning has signed with the Bronc's
The Titans' fan sniffles and honks.
And the 'niners are hatin'
The blow-off by Peyton,
And when called by Seattle, "No thonx."


My apologies to Ogden Nash for blatantly ripping off his word.

Former Colts QB signs with the Denver Broncos

L.A. Lost the NFL, Now Bans Playing Beach Football

Playing Frisbee? Expect a big fine.
Don't bring footballs, can't throw skin-of-swine.
And why do the pols
Want to ban digging holes
Eighteen inches? It's not like a mine!


LA County will fine you $1000 for throwing a football or Frisbee at the beach, or digging a hole more than 18 inches deep.