Big Brother Bloomberg Battling the Bulge By Banning Biggie-Sized Beverages

Coming soon to the NYC folks,
There's a cap on the size of your cokes.
Mayor Bloomberg's endeavor
Is healthy, however,
You can still buy a carton of smokes.

NYC mayor proposes ban on the sale of large-size sugary drinks at restaurants, movie theaters, sport arenas, and street carts...

Man Loses Teeth From Exploding Electronic Cigarette

We know smoking can wreck a good lung
But imagine the shock that was sprung
When an e-Cig was loaded
To "smoke" but exploded
And wrecked a man's teeth and his tongue.


Exploding e-cigarette wreaks havoc in Niceville...

Fried Food Not Necessarily Bad For Your Heart

Oil on everything! See, it's alright!
Greasy goodness; eat every last bite.
But please bear in mind
You must use the right kind,
And you still risk your pants getting tight.


British Medical Journal publishes a study showing frying with certain types of cooking oil may not be as bad for your heart as once thought.