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Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Long Beach Man Caught Smuggling Meth Disguised As Snickers Bars


Mr. Harris will face a long trial
His Snickers made nobody smile.
Smuggling meth to Japan?
Something tells me this man
Is not going anywhere for awhile.

Best line from the article: "There was no tasty nougat, caramel, or peanuts to be found anywhere."

Monday, July 30, 2012

Obama Flip Flops Stance On Negative Ads


"I will not run on negative ads,"
Barry swore. Then came oodles and scads
Of these mudslinging claims.
Guess the President's aims
At the high road were just short-lived fads.

Obama changes mind on "good-guy" campaign tactics

What happened to this?

Friday, July 6, 2012

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Television Icon Andy Griffith Dead at 86


A sheriff, a lawyer, and singer;
The memories of Andy will linger.
Hollyweird was outclassed
By the recently passed.
Not bad for a lib'ral left-winger.

Class act all the way around. So long Andy Griffith. :(

Monday, June 25, 2012

Obama to Eurozone: Get Your Debt Under Control


He tells Europe to shore up their debt?
That's the cockiest thing he's said yet!
Let's give thought and ligation
To our own situation,
Lest the plank in our eye we forget.

Obama tells Europe to watch spending, Germany finds it ironic...

Friday, June 22, 2012

Ultimate in Tackiness: Obama WantsYour Wedding Presents


An event coming up, like a wedding?
Forward all of those gifts you'll be getting
To Obama's campaign,
Help out Barry Hussein.
(Or would that be aid and abetting?)

I'm not making this up. Obama's reelection website is seriously asking you to tell friends and relatives to send  their money to him, in lieu of wedding gifts!

Man Attacked By Angry Mob of Leprechauns


He was bruised on his face and his arms
By a leprechaun mob. This alarms
Me to see such a crime.
Bet you that's the last time
That he'll try to steal their lucky charms.

Seattle man hospitalized after leprechaun attack...