Justin Bieber Pulled Over For Speeding

Justin Bieber, slow down little guy!
That speed you were going - too high.
Who'd you think you'd outrun
Flyin' down 101?
Paparazzi? Recall Princess Di?

L.A. City councilman Dennis Zine says he witnessed Bieber driving at speeds in excess of 100 mph on Freeway 101.

Naked Man Spends Five Hours Atop L.A. Radio Tower

On the top of a tower, some clown
Took his clothes off and mooned the whole town.
He said, "Check out my butt!
Ain't it hairy and... what?
You've got burgers? Okay -- coming down."


Police lure naked man down from radio tower with hamburgers... (WARNING: news link shows his sesame seed buns)