Naked Man Spends Five Hours Atop L.A. Radio Tower

On the top of a tower, some clown
Took his clothes off and mooned the whole town.
He said, "Check out my butt!
Ain't it hairy and... what?
You've got burgers? Okay -- coming down."


Police lure naked man down from radio tower with hamburgers... (WARNING: news link shows his sesame seed buns)

Wannabe Jedi Taken Into Custody

In Portland, it's par for the course
To see the policemen enforce
The lightsaber laws.
Transgression is cause
To take the offenders by Force.


Man swinging toy lightsabers at police given jail time