Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Supreme Court Says: Whatchu Talkin' About, Barack?

Mister Obama, now see here,
There's a right and a wrong way to be here.
There are laws, my dear POTUS,
You don't seem to notice,
At least that's the message that we hear.

Supreme Court Justice Roberts questions whether Obama Administration even cares who is here illegally...

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Hilary Rosen Says Ann Romney Has Never Worked A Day In Her Life

Hilary Rosen: Doesn't think raising 
kids is work

She says Ann hasn't worked in her life?
Goes to show that Ms. Rosen is rife
With stale beans in her head.
She should honor instead
Being both five kids' mom and a wife!

Who says taking care of five kids isn't "work"? Hilary Rosen, that's who...

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Ozzie Guillen Suspended Five Games For Castro Remark

He loves Castro? He couldn't have meant it.
It's a misquote; They missed his intent. It
Was spoken in Spanish,
Now the league wants to banish
Poor Ozzie, who'll sadly lament it.

Ozzie Guillen claims his comment was mistranslated from Spanish...

Other crazy things Guillen has said...

Monday, April 9, 2012

Police Go Undercover...As Bunnies!

To endanger your life isn't funny.
It can cost you your life, limbs and money.
Should you choose to ignore
The seat belt laws, you're
Gonna have to beware of the bunny.

Seat belt citations handed out by giant bunny rabbits...

Monday, April 2, 2012

Lucky Man Finds a Picasso at Thrift Store

An Ohio man luckily plucks
A Picasso for just fourteen bucks
From the thrift store downtown.
It is ugly and brown.
The unwitting store owner cries, "Shucks!"

Autographed artist's proof could be worth $6000.

Sunday, April 1, 2012

CBS Misses Last Play of Final Four Game

The replay is useful - yeah but...
In the final two seconds don't cut
Away from live action
To replay an infraction,
Leaving millions of fans saying, "What?"

CBS blows the call on the final play of NCAA semifinals. Game ends while a replay was being shown.