Tuesday, July 31, 2012
His Snickers made nobody smile.
Smuggling meth to Japan?
Something tells me this man
Is not going anywhere for awhile.
Best line from the article: "There was no tasty nougat, caramel, or peanuts to be found anywhere."
Monday, July 30, 2012
Barry swore. Then came oodles and scads
Of these mudslinging claims.
Guess the President's aims
At the high road were just short-lived fads.
Obama changes mind on "good-guy" campaign tactics
What happened to this?
Friday, July 6, 2012
That speed you were going - too high.
Who'd you think you'd outrun
Flyin' down 101?
Paparazzi? Recall Princess Di?
L.A. City councilman Dennis Zine says he witnessed Bieber driving at speeds in excess of 100 mph on Freeway 101.
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
The memories of Andy will linger.
Hollyweird was outclassed
By the recently passed.
Not bad for a lib'ral left-winger.
Class act all the way around. So long Andy Griffith. :(
Monday, June 25, 2012
That's the cockiest thing he's said yet!
Let's give thought and ligation
To our own situation,
Lest the plank in our eye we forget.
Obama tells Europe to watch spending, Germany finds it ironic...
Friday, June 22, 2012
Forward all of those gifts you'll be getting
To Obama's campaign,
Help out Barry Hussein.
(Or would that be aid and abetting?)
I'm not making this up. Obama's reelection website is seriously asking you to tell friends and relatives to send their money to him, in lieu of wedding gifts!
By a leprechaun mob. This alarms
Me to see such a crime.
Bet you that's the last time
That he'll try to steal their lucky charms.
Seattle man hospitalized after leprechaun attack...