Obama to Eurozone: Get Your Debt Under Control

He tells Europe to shore up their debt?
That's the cockiest thing he's said yet!
Let's give thought and ligation
To our own situation,
Lest the plank in our eye we forget.

Obama tells Europe to watch spending, Germany finds it ironic...

Ultimate in Tackiness: Obama WantsYour Wedding Presents

An event coming up, like a wedding?
Forward all of those gifts you'll be getting
To Obama's campaign,
Help out Barry Hussein.
(Or would that be aid and abetting?)

I'm not making this up. Obama's reelection website is seriously asking you to tell friends and relatives to send  their money to him, in lieu of wedding gifts!

Man Attacked By Angry Mob of Leprechauns

He was bruised on his face and his arms
By a leprechaun mob. This alarms
Me to see such a crime.
Bet you that's the last time
That he'll try to steal their lucky charms.

Seattle man hospitalized after leprechaun attack...

Forest Boy Is Found Out: Claims Of Living Wild Are Debunked

The "Forest Boy" (aka Ray),
Who had claimed he'd lived five years away
From civilization,
Was all fabrication:
His name's Robin, we found out today.

17 year old Ray, is actually 20 year old Robin. Family reported missing 9 months ago. Berlin Police: He never went anywhere near the forest...