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Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Long Beach Man Caught Smuggling Meth Disguised As Snickers Bars


Mr. Harris will face a long trial
His Snickers made nobody smile.
Smuggling meth to Japan?
Something tells me this man
Is not going anywhere for awhile.

Best line from the article: "There was no tasty nougat, caramel, or peanuts to be found anywhere."

2 comments:

  1. Yes. Not much ecstasy for him either!

    (Should I mention Rocky Road? No, better not.)

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