Long Beach Man Caught Smuggling Meth Disguised As Snickers Bars

Mr. Harris will face a long trial
His Snickers made nobody smile.
Smuggling meth to Japan?
Something tells me this man
Is not going anywhere for awhile.

Best line from the article: "There was no tasty nougat, caramel, or peanuts to be found anywhere."

Obama Flip Flops Stance On Negative Ads

"I will not run on negative ads,"
Barry swore. Then came oodles and scads
Of these mudslinging claims.
Guess the President's aims
At the high road were just short-lived fads.

Obama changes mind on "good-guy" campaign tactics

What happened to this?

Justin Bieber Pulled Over For Speeding

Justin Bieber, slow down little guy!
That speed you were going - too high.
Who'd you think you'd outrun
Flyin' down 101?
Paparazzi? Recall Princess Di?

L.A. City councilman Dennis Zine says he witnessed Bieber driving at speeds in excess of 100 mph on Freeway 101.

Television Icon Andy Griffith Dead at 86

A sheriff, a lawyer, and singer;
The memories of Andy will linger.
Hollyweird was outclassed
By the recently passed.
Not bad for a lib'ral left-winger.

Class act all the way around. So long Andy Griffith. :(