Chancellor Merkel Has Five Beers At A Party

Ms. Merkel was gracious and dear
When the waiter "delivered" her beer.
The serving tray slipped
And and its contents were dripped
Down her back soaking clear to her rear.

Expecting to be drawn and quartered
For spilling five glasses of portered,
The waiter's heart sped
Until Angela said,
"This isn't the drink that I ordered."



Waiter says, "Oopsie...did I do thaaaaat?" 
No... not really but read the article to see what he did say.