Mister Manning has signed with the Bronc's The Titans' fan sniffles and honks. And the 'niners are hatin' The blow-off by Peyton, And when called by Seattle, "No thonx."
My apologies to Ogden Nash for blatantly ripping off his word.
The Jets turned to Tebow as their savior For a limp offense and bad behavior When fans got the good news They responded with boos As he’s already out of their favor
A great O’ the Jets claim they’re amassing But their fans now are Tebow harassing So he’d better pray God tells him what to say 'Cause he won’t win fans over with passing!
Tebow’s glad his mom didn’t abort’em So he’ll preach all in earshot to boredom But it’s his ilk’s true goal Is to use his sports role To write the constitution’s post mortem
Tebow’s glad his mom didn’t abort’em So he’ll preach all in earshot to boredom His ilk forbids you screw And would use his fame to Write the constitution’s post mortem
The Jets turned to Tebow as their savior
ReplyDeleteFor a limp offense and bad behavior
When fans got the good news
They responded with boos
As he’s already out of their favor
A great O’ the Jets claim they’re amassing
But their fans now are Tebow harassing
So he’d better pray
God tells him what to say
'Cause he won’t win fans over with passing!
Tebow’s glad his mom didn’t abort’em
So he’ll preach all in earshot to boredom
But it’s his ilk’s true goal
Is to use his sports role
To write the constitution’s post mortem
Tebow’s glad his mom didn’t abort’em
ReplyDeleteSo he’ll preach all in earshot to boredom
His ilk forbids you screw
And would use his fame to
Write the constitution’s post mortem
had to fix the last one