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Monday, March 19, 2012

Bye Bye Tebow, the Broncos Have a New Quarterback



Mister Manning has signed with the Bronc's
The Titans' fan sniffles and honks.
And the 'niners are hatin'
The blow-off by Peyton,
And when called by Seattle, "No thonx."


My apologies to Ogden Nash for blatantly ripping off his word.

Former Colts QB signs with the Denver Broncos

2 comments:

  1. The Jets turned to Tebow as their savior
    For a limp offense and bad behavior
    When fans got the good news
    They responded with boos
    As he’s already out of their favor


    A great O’ the Jets claim they’re amassing
    But their fans now are Tebow harassing
    So he’d better pray
    God tells him what to say
    'Cause he won’t win fans over with passing!


    Tebow’s glad his mom didn’t abort’em
    So he’ll preach all in earshot to boredom
    But it’s his ilk’s true goal
    Is to use his sports role
    To write the constitution’s post mortem

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  2. Tebow’s glad his mom didn’t abort’em
    So he’ll preach all in earshot to boredom
    His ilk forbids you screw
    And would use his fame to
    Write the constitution’s post mortem

    had to fix the last one

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