Big Brother Bloomberg Battling the Bulge By Banning Biggie-Sized Beverages

Coming soon to the NYC folks,
There's a cap on the size of your cokes.
Mayor Bloomberg's endeavor
Is healthy, however,
You can still buy a carton of smokes.

NYC mayor proposes ban on the sale of large-size sugary drinks at restaurants, movie theaters, sport arenas, and street carts...

Help Wanted: Welfare Agencies Hiring

In New York, it should be no surprise
There's a field that has been on the rise.
Other industries prune,
But it's been a big boon
For Welfare. They need some more guys.


When times are tough, there is one industry looking to add more workers...